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21st October 2014

Photo reblogged from Funny and Hilarious with 390 notes

funnyandhilarious:

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That isn’t normal

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21st October 2014

Photo reblogged from worse than nicotine ♉ with 179,545 notes

mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

Source: mrscarstairs

21st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from I still do with 1,244 notes

then and now

Source: emmswns

21st October 2014

Post reblogged from funny posts with 330,078 notes

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

image

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21st October 2014

Photo reblogged from funny posts with 3,784 notes

funnyposts:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck

funnyposts:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck

Source: psychofactz

21st October 2014

Photo reblogged from sayo.lang.habambuhay. with 356,097 notes

brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

Source: tastefullyoffensive

21st October 2014

Quote reblogged from sayo.lang.habambuhay. with 122,168 notes

I barely find anybody attractive. I barely feel an affection for anybody.. But when I do… I fall in so deep, so hard it’s ridiculous.
— (via adopted-reject)

Source: sluttybastard

21st October 2014

Post reblogged from sayo.lang.habambuhay. with 480,463 notes

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

Source: deletes

21st October 2014

Photo reblogged from Godbless Lili St. Cyr with 172,046 notes

violentdeke:

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

violentdeke:

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

Source: twindekes

21st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from Godbless Lili St. Cyr with 274,173 notes

lazyidealist:

This so beautiful.

Source: constructionpaperandtears

21st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from no french toast for u with 528,975 notes

omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

Source: omgkitteh

21st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from eggy eggs with 189,117 notes

romanticysm:

goals

Source: bcat-e

21st October 2014

Post reblogged from eggy eggs with 225,984 notes

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

Source: lana-loves-lingua-latina

20th October 2014

Photo reblogged from no french toast for u with 239,123 notes

Source: iraffiruse

20th October 2014

Post reblogged from worse than nicotine ♉ with 391,033 notes

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

Source: bombing